Thursday, December 29, 2011

Be a Slacker: Check!

Oh, wow. So I haven't posted here since approximately forever ago. Time flies when you are doing absolutely nothing of note.

So the holidays are behind us, and now it's time to crack down on my to do list. I have been burning that business UP. Just now I checked off "Eat all mini Twix out of mixed bag of mini chocolate bars my husband inexplicably bought." Zzzzing! After that I also checked off "Return empty mini Twix wrappers to bag to result in a mixture of disappointment and relief when you realize that there is not, actually, an additional mini Twix left in the bag." Hooo boy, check, check, check. Now I'm working on "Make absolutely certain that your outer stratosphere of pant size pants are way too tight before you move on to Reality and Shame Spiral at the new year." It's going really well.

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